Being a young, tall and stocky individual is possibly the worst first world problem. Everybody wants your help and instead of asking for it they will assume you will be more than willing to give it to them. So pretty soon everybody is giving you tasks that are neither your responsibility nor interest simply because you are biologically equipped to do said task.

So no, I will not get that thing for you unless I see a dollar sign behind it.

Now can you go to my FACEBOOK page for me? I mean, you're already on the internet, it's so easy for you...